St Clement’s School

” The best high school at Toronto. “

” “Where do I even begin with St. Clement’s School? Let’s just say, if mediocrity had a mascot, it would be wearing the school uniform. Picture this: a place where ambition goes to die, where excitement is an endangered species, and where enthusiasm is greeted with a collective sigh. Welcome to St. Clement’s, where the motto should be ‘Meh, let’s just get through the day.’ Firstly, let’s talk about the architecture. It’s like Hogwarts if Hogwarts got hit with a severe case of budget cuts and was designed by someone who failed geometry. The classrooms are about as inspiring as a blank wall, and the halls echo with the sound of lost dreams. Now, onto the curriculum. If you’re looking for a school that will challenge your intellect, look elsewhere. St. Clement’s prides itself on its ability to turn Shakespeare into a snooze-fest and calculus into a cure for insomnia. The highlight of the day? Lunchtime, where mystery meat reigns supreme and the salad bar is more barren than the Gobi Desert. But wait, there’s more! Let’s talk extracurricular activities. If you have a passion for boredom, you’re in luck. From the thrilling Chess Club to the riveting Knitting Society, there’s something for everyone who enjoys watching paint dry. And don’t even get me started on the school spirit. If enthusiasm were currency, St. Clement’s would be bankrupt. Pep rallies are about as lively as a funeral procession, and the mascot looks like it’s suffering from a severe case of existential dread. In conclusion, attending St. Clement’s School is like voluntarily signing up for a daily dose of disappointment. If you enjoy low expectations and a general sense of apathy, then by all means, enroll today. But if you have an ounce of ambition or zest for life, run, don’t walk, away from this academic abyss.” “

” St. Clements School was absolutely awful I could not stress this enough, At St.Clements people put thumbtacks in others shoes and a grade 3 once traumatized a gr 1 by locking them in a locker. When I left due to bad things at the school my parents were not given a (justifiable) refund until they threatened to send a letter to the school board and sue the school SO happy I moved to TYS “

” I went to this private school when it looked as it did in my mother and aunts day. The only school that I can truthfully claim this. Excellent education in a warm, collaborative environment. It looks like a ‘real’ school now, but I know how fortunate I was to know the old ‘barn’ and house next door. “

” Could not be a better fit for my daughter. Staff is super friendly and helpful “